The Kingdom of Womble 14138 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.612 billion Womble 14138ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The strong Womble 14138ian economy, worth 220 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,914 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,816 per year while the poor average 3,003, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 14138's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 14138 is ranked 241,230^th in the world and 14,954^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.